i can't help

the snark.

I don't normally read celeb gossip, but the headline just caught me...

No, Kate, I really do not want your mullet, which by the way, was popular when I was in HS in the late 90s. You are not fashionable. Sorry.

sidebar on the mullet: typically these are "business in the front, party in the back"but Kate's is sort of backwards, length wise. However, I can't quite call the front a party; it's more like normal hair and would be business OK. The back is a party I guess, if that's how moms party. Really though, the back kind of strikes me as trendy-hipster-dyke (actually, if she added some dye and ugly glasses, the whole thing could be very Brooklyn-hipster) which is probably not what she's going for.

sidebar 2: lay off the tanning bed and tooth whitening K.G.