I've decided to create an occassional feature called (ever so creatively) Overheard At Penn.
Today's edition: Elitism at the Ivies
Guy: Are you kidding? I DID NOT sleep with her!
Girl: Why should I believe that?
Guy: Because she goes to BARNARD! I only have sex with PENN girls!
(question: Would anyone at A&M would ever have this conversation, replacing Barnard with, say, Texas?)